Thursday, September 30, 2010

Bacon


I've heard of having a bacon neck with your collar, but this is just ridiculous.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Borders


Let this be a warning to all of us. Wallpaper borders should not be used on sweaters.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Kong


If this is Donkey Kong, then Mario has put on a few pounds.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Busy


This sweater is busier than the freeway at rush hour.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

End of Elephant Week


Thanks for stopping by this week and checking out our ugly elephant sweaters.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Christmas in September


We're taking a short break from Elephant Week to bring you our Christmas sweater for September.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Hand


This mutant elephant has a human hand growing from its trunk.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Shoes


Oh how cute. This elephant is wearing shoes. Wait, did I say cute? I meant ugly.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Boxes


Elephants standing on boxes. That seems dangerous...and ugly.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Tightrope


Two elephants walking a tightrope? That must be one really tight rope.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Elephant Week


Elephant Week is back and better than ever.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Stripes


There aren't enough stripes in the world to cover up this ugly sweater.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Dog


You have to really love your dog in order to wear this ugly sweater.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Stained Glass


You can wear this sweater at Halloween and go as a stained glass window.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Gas Mask


It's hard to tell, but I think this is a bear with no eyes wearing a gas mask.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Guarding


This looks like aliens guarding a fence. Ugly. Very ugly indeed.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Pyramid


I like to call this one "Pyramid of Ugly".

Monday, September 13, 2010

Jelly Beans


What are those things? Black jelly beans with holes in them?

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Blurry


This sweater makes my eyes blurry. Maybe I should have them checked.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Cosby


Here's our Cosby sweater for the month of September.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Pot of Gold


I was expecting a pot of gold to be at the bottom of this ugly sweater.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Bear


That's either a really huge bear or a really small mountain.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Belly Button


This sweater is great for when your arms and belly button get overheated but the rest of your torso doesn't.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Shoulder


Shoulders never get enough credit, except when you're wearing this ugly sweater.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Characters


I think this might be a couple of popular cartoon characters from the United Kingdom, but it's too ugly to tell.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Tortoise and the Hare


I've heard of the tortoise and the hare, but I had no idea it was based on an ugly sweater.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Grandma


This is a nice sweater, in an old smelly grandma with bad eyesight sort of way.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Bones


The disturbing part of this sweater is that the bones these dogs are chasing are from other dogs.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Bleach


This is what happens when you try to bleach your sleeves.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Toasty


I love short sleeved sweaters, especially ones that keep your neck nice and toasty.