Meow

You'll be the cat's meow when you wear this sweater.

Showers

If April showers bring May flowers, then November showers must bring ugly flower sweaters.

Carrots

Why are they playing football in the middle of a garden full of carrots?

Bear

So this is what a bear looks like when he goes to the dentist.

Black Friday

Make sure you wake up early to get those great deals. I heard there's going to be sales on sweaters.

Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving from everyone here at the Ugly Sweaters Blog.

Christmas (Eve) in November

Since tomorrow is Thanksgiving, we've decided to bring you this month's Christmas sweater a day early.

Graffiti

Oh good. Now graffiti doesn't have to be confined to abandoned buildings and railroad cars.

Mario

This is what Luigi gave to Mario last Christmas right before he was hit with a turtle shell.

End of Rabbit Week

Thanks for stopping by for Rabbit Week. It's been a lot of fun. We hope you've enjoyed it.

Mars

Alright, this sweater settles it. There are indeed rabbits on Mars.

Lucky

It looks like somebody has already taken this rabbit's lucky feet.

Perfect

A sweater of rabbits wearing sweaters? Perfect!

Super

I remember the Super Mario Bros., but I sure don't remember any rabbits.

Chocolate

It looks like a real rabbit is eating a white chocolate one.

Rabbit Week

It's been a while since we've had a theme week, so we're going to be releasing the rabbits to you this week. Enjoy!

Neighborhood

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood of ugly sweaters.

Round Up

You'll be roundin' up some odd looks when you wear this sweater out in public.

Bicycle

I think this might be a dead fish riding a bicycle, but it's hard to tell.

Veterans Day

I can't think of a better way to salute our veterans than with a sweater from none other than Mr. Bill Cosby.

Sci-fi

This looks like a bad uniform from a made for TV sci-fi movie.

Legs

What happened to this horse's legs? They've apparently turned into a giant green blob and they're eating a dog.

Paint

This is what happens when you give a paint by numbers sweater to a blind man.

101

There's 101 reasons that this sweater is ugly.

Daylight Savings

Don't forget about Daylight Savings Time. Hopefully this sweater will remind you to turn your clocks back.

Wear

I've heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but this is just ridiculous.

Spell

According to this sweater, ugly is now spelled with a V.

Midriff

This sweater will warm your heart, but not your midriff.

Election Day

Election Day is upon us, and I think this would be a great sweater to wear to the polls.

Candy

I hope all of that Halloween candy didn't leave you like this.