Bird Week

It's Bird Week here at the Ugly Sweaters Blog. Make sure to fly by for a different ugly bird sweater every day this week.

Simple

It's hard to understand how a sweater so simple can be so ugly.

Cammo

Is that a little cammo I see around the edges? It's hard to tell. It is cammo after all.

Christmas in February

Here's our Christmas sweater for the month of February.

Alien

This sweater needs no explanation. I don't want to alienate it.

Busy

We're sorry, but this sweater doesn't have time for us. It's too busy.

Check

These two ice skaters better be careful or that guy behind them will come up and cross check them.

Testing

Testing one two. Testing. Testing one two. Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

Feet

This poor duck was born without feet. Too bad.

Rock

I can't tell if this is an animal or a rock with eyes and antlers.

Squid

This is probably an ugly tiger sweater, but from this angle it looks like a squid.

Like

Elephants? More like ugly-phants.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently it was to escape the flying cow.

More Love

We know that Valentine's Day is over, but we feel the world could use just a little more love.

Valentine

Forget the flowers and chocolate. I'm sure your valentine would love to receive an ugly sweater instead.

Kidding

I can't tell if this is artistic or just ugly. Oh who am I kidding? Of course it's ugly.

Scraps

Now I know what to do with my old carpet scraps.

Cosby

Here's our Cosby sweater for the month of February.

Tie

This sweater takes the bow tie to a whole new level.

Choke

I've heard of a bear hug, but with this sweater it's more of a bear choke hold.

Classic

Not even a classic cartoon character can save this ugly sweater.

Retire

This is what happens to the groundhogs after they "retire" from seeing their shadows.

Superbowl

Today is Superbowl Sunday, so I think we'll give you a hockey sweater just because we can. And because it's the closest thing we have to a football sweater.

Gift Shop

This is one of the Jurassic Park gift shop reject sweaters.

Output

This may seems like just another ugly sweater, but it's actually an output of your brain wave functions. Okay, not really.

Geese

Geese being strangled by bows - how cute!

Blame

I blame this sweater for all of the nasty weather. Actually, I just blame the ugly collar.

Cyberdyne

This looks like something you might find a Cyberdyne Systems employee wearing.