Closing Ceremonies

The 2010 Vancouver Olympics were fantastic, and in honor of the closing ceremonies we bring you this multi-national flag sweater.

Vertical

While vertical stripes might make you look thinner, this sweater will also make you look stupid.

Frog

This sweater might be okay if it showed the character's full head, but since there's just a giant eye staring at you, this sweater goes into the ugly pile.

Ornaments

I can't tell if these are ornaments or croquet balls. I think one of them might even be a cherry pie, but I'm not sure.

Paper

Who needs to knit when you've got paper and staples?

Executioner

It looks like the executioner got a bit carried away with the ketchup and mustard while eating his hot dog.

Jordan

This best part of this sweater is the ghost image in the background.

Complement

This sweater might be a bit short, but at least it nicely complements this guy's yellow bracelet.

Balloons

If you say that you actually like this sweater then you're full of hot air.

Skittles

It looks like someone ate a whole bunch of Skittles and then up-chucked all over their sweater. Gross.

Let It Snow

On second thought, I think we've all seen enough snow for this winter. Let's just enjoy this ugly sweater and forget the snow.

Teacher

We know this sweater was made with teachers in mind, but do we really want to teach our children that it's okay to wear something like this?

Cheetah

No cheetahs were harmed in the making of this sweater. Not physically anyways. They may be more self conscious knowing their face is on some guy's chest, but that's their problem.

Paint

It looks like someone had an accident in the paint aisle at the hardware store.

Valentines

If your valentine wears this out on your romantic date, it may be a sign that they're not the one.

Re-Morse

The repeated dashes on this sweater remind me of a secret Morse code message.

Olympics

In honor of the opening ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics, we bring you this ugly piece of history to warm your hearts and give you a chuckle.

Cosby Day

The Ugly Sweaters Blog was started on December 11, 2009, and in order to honor this day we'll be posting pictures of the king of ugly sweaters Bill Cosby on the 11th day of each month. Trust us, it'll be fun.

Signs

The act of wearing this sweater is a sign that you lack a fashion sense.

Wigs

Do you have a birthday present for your favorite wig or toupee manufacturer yet? If not, I think I've found the perfect gift.

Half-Off

This sweater is perfect for those of you who like to keep only your upper torso warm.

Football

Seeing as it is Super Bowl Sunday, it's only fitting that we showcase an ugly football sweater. We're also adding a bonus sweater hinting towards who we think will win the big game.

Sequins

Whenever you need to add a little bit of ugliness to your sweater, sequins are always a good choice.

Red Eyes

It looks like there's a bunch of eyeballs everywhere. Also, this sweater would be great for someone who likes the look of wearing a scarf without actually wearing a scarf.

3-D

Apparently this sweater is really cool if you wear some of the old 3-D glasses. But since nobody ever wears those, this sweater goes straight into the ugly pile.

Glasses

Are there two pairs of glasses in the middle of this sweater? Maybe I need to get my eyes checked.

Pigs

I like how they replaced the traditional collar with one made of ground pork. It's rather disturbing now that I think about it.

Burger & Fries

All you need is a milkshake and a side salad, and then you've got yourself one hefty meal. Maybe they're on the sleeves.