Checkered

You can never go wrong with the classic checkered pattern.

Number

I think someone needs to use this sweater to call the fashion police.

Pterodactyls

Someone should let John Hammond know that the pterodactyls are out of their cage and are hiding on this sweater.

Loud

This sweater speaks for itself, and it's rather loud.

Fuzzy

It looks like they made this sweater out of dog hair.

Flower Face

This is the type of thing that will give you nightmares.

Candy Cane

It's the 25th of the month, so here's our ugly Christmas sweater for March. Everyone loves a good candy cane bow.

Slam Jam

The 90's were a great time for ugly sweaters, especially in the world of sports.

Trade

You're going to trade your sister for an N64? Really kid? Really? An N64? Why don't you trade her for system from the 21st century.

Triangles and Stripes

The simple combination of triangles on the chest and stripes on the sleeves makes for an exceptionally ugly sweater.

MJ

Michael Jordan may have been good at basketball, but he wasn't good at making a good looking sweater. His loss is our gain.

Flowers

In honor of the first day of Spring, here's an ugly flower sweater to lift your spirits after a long winter.

Guitar

This sweater is a great pick.

Dalmatian

This sweater is perfect for those days when you just want to look like a dalmatian.

Shamrock

Happy St. Patrick's Day from everyone here at the Ugly Sweaters Blog.

Bird

You know what they say, birds of a feather put themselves on an ugly sweater.

Eyeball

Sometimes two eyes just aren't good enough.

Tail

I think this elephant is missing his tail. That's really unfortunate.

Clouds

Apparently elephants can walk on clouds. Who knew?

Sweater

This ugly sweater features a an elephant wearing an ugly sweater. Absolutely incredible.

Chin

It looks like this elephant has a double chin, or possibly a tumor.


And since this is the 11th of the month, here's our Bill Cosby sweater for March.

Neck

Why is the neck on this sweater so wide? Maybe someone tried to put it on an elephant.

Heart

I don't think that's where the heart belongs.

Elephant Week

This week we'll be showcasing ugly elephant sweaters. We hope you enjoy them.

Skiing

I get the skiing and the snowflakes, but I don't really understand the American flag.

Americas

This sweater might be helpful when planning your next vacation.

Jail

It kind of looks like this guy is standing behind the bars of a jail cell.

Raccoon

A sweater with raccoons and question marks makes you question what the person who made this was thinking.

Castle

If you wear blue pants it might look like a moat.

Rug

This is what happens when you decide to take your old floor rug and make it into a sweater.

Aliens

I guess even aliens like to gamble from time to time. My only advice is don't bet the keys to the spaceship. You'll regret it.