Mustache

Those whiskers look more like a fake mustache to me. What's this cat trying to hide?

Three Eyes

Who doesn't love a three eyed cat with a magic wand stuck through its nose sitting inside a top hat next to the Big Dipper?

Meow

I think this is some of Van Gogh's earliest work, but I might be wrong.

Flower Pot

This is disturbing. A cat in a dress and another one with a flower pot on his head. Where's PETA when you need them?

Cat Week

This week we'll be featuring ugly sweaters with cats on them. It should be fun.

Christmas in April

What better way to celebrate the 25th of April than with an ugly sweater of Santa skiing.

Ruffles

Ruffles and ugly buttons are a nice combination.

Jordan

Slam Dunk! In your face! The Jordan train is coming through the lane to bring the pain.

Seahorse

If nautical nonsense be something you wish then wear this ugly sweater with anchors and seahorses on it.

Cool

If you're trying to look cool, I would leave this sweater in the closet.

Popeye

Finally there's a sweater that Popeye can fit his beefy forearms into.

Ball Game

Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd. Buy me a sweater and cracker jacks, I don't care if I ever get back.

Racing

This sweater would be perfect for the stylish and sophisticated racing fan.

Triangle

This sweater would be perfect for our readers that are shaped like a triangle.

Neck

It looks like someone's ready to party and keep their neck warm.

Slug

I've heard of a bow and arrows, but this is the first time I've come across a slug and arrows.

Sofa

It looks like he took the fabric from an old sofa and made a sweater out of it.of it.

Ears

It's sad that so many people had to lose their ears just so someone could make a sweater with them.

Cosby

Since our monthly Cosby sweater was interrupted by Pirate Week, here's the Bill Cosby ugly sweater for April.

Web

I don't know if this is a pirate ship or a spider web.

Wish Bones

Nothing says Pirate like a red and green sailboat and a bunch of wish bones.

Davey Jones

Cursed be the man who opens Davey Jones' locker.

Pirate's Life

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me.

Skull

Try to steal my booty and this will be your skull.

Sea

Arrrrr, there be trouble on the high seas, matey.

Pirate Week

This week is Pirate Week. Enjoy, scallywags.

Easter

Happy Easter from everyone here at the Ugly Sweaters Blog!

Green Balls

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

Shoulders

This sweater is perfect for those individuals who don't have shoulders but still have arms.

Four

Are my eyes deceiving me, or does this sweater have four arms?