Cat Toy

It's hard to tell if this is a sweater or a cat toy.

Width

The varying stripe widths make this sweater extra ugly.

Arsonist

With the burning leaves, this sweater must belong to an arsonist.

Flannel

This is what a flannel shirt looks like under a microscope.

Geometry

This is not only a beautiful piece of art, but it's also a lesson in geometry.

Bulk

This is what happens when you buy scrap yarn in bulk.

Christmas in August

August has been so hot that even the reindeer are wearing shorts.

Works Well

The zig-zags and the color combination work well together on this ugly sweater.

Uglier

I don't know which is uglier: the sweater or the wallpaper behind it.

End of Giraffe Week

Thanks for stopping by for giraffe week. We hope you've enjoyed all of the sweaters.

Two

I don't know which is more unusual: a giraffe with two legs or a sweater with only two buttons.

Picked On

With the blue hair, the blue eyes, the acne, and the lizard tongue, this giraffe was picked on a lot as a child.

Fish Face

I want to know why this giraffe has a fish face.

Comparison

Giraffes are large animals, so in comparison, those must be some huge flowers.

Own

It looks like this giraffe is wearing an ugly sweater of his own.

Giraffe Week

We had so much fun with giraffe week last time that we decided to bring it back. Enjoy!

Flight

Air Jordan Flight. This one is flying into the subtly ugly pile.

Bib

This is either an ugly sweater or a really ugly bib. We'll let you decide.

Plaid Stallions

Richly textured, easy-wearing, value-priced; and the top designs of the year! You'll be sure to impress the ladies when wearing your Plaid Stallion.

Memories

Ahhh, Hipsville 29,000 B.C. This sweater brings back memories of good friends and death.

Cosby

Here's our Cosby sweater for the month of August. Enjoy!

Tablecloth

This looks more like a tablecloth than it does a sweater.

Blanket

I think I had once had a blanket with this same pattern. It was sewn by a blind man.

End of Shark Week

Thanks for stopping by for Shark Week. It's been a lot of fun. We hope you've enjoyed it.

Style

Sunglasses? A gold tooth? A zebra hat and a horn? This shark has style.

Smile

I've never seen a shark smile like this before.

Gingivitis

This shark has a bit of gingivitis. I don't think he's been brushing twice a day.

Wrinkles

I didn't know that sharks had wrinkles. I guess all that time in the water would make your skin a little wrinkly.

Beach

It's a good thing people don't wear sweaters to the beach. You might scare the little kids with this one.

Shark Week

Shark Week used to be reserved just for a certain television network, but not anymore!

Cactus

Hearts, stars, and rainbows, horseshoes, and a blue cactus.