Bacon

I've heard of having a bacon neck with your collar, but this is just ridiculous.

Borders

Let this be a warning to all of us. Wallpaper borders should not be used on sweaters.

Kong

If this is Donkey Kong, then Mario has put on a few pounds.

Busy

This sweater is busier than the freeway at rush hour.

End of Elephant Week

Thanks for stopping by this week and checking out our ugly elephant sweaters.

Christmas in September

We're taking a short break from Elephant Week to bring you our Christmas sweater for September.

Hand

This mutant elephant has a human hand growing from its trunk.

Shoes

Oh how cute. This elephant is wearing shoes. Wait, did I say cute? I meant ugly.

Boxes

Elephants standing on boxes. That seems dangerous...and ugly.

Tightrope

Two elephants walking a tightrope? That must be one really tight rope.

Elephant Week

Elephant Week is back and better than ever.

Stripes

There aren't enough stripes in the world to cover up this ugly sweater.

Dog

You have to really love your dog in order to wear this ugly sweater.

Stained Glass

You can wear this sweater at Halloween and go as a stained glass window.

Gas Mask

It's hard to tell, but I think this is a bear with no eyes wearing a gas mask.

Guarding

This looks like aliens guarding a fence. Ugly. Very ugly indeed.

Pyramid

I like to call this one "Pyramid of Ugly".

Jelly Beans

What are those things? Black jelly beans with holes in them?

Blurry

This sweater makes my eyes blurry. Maybe I should have them checked.

Cosby

Here's our Cosby sweater for the month of September.

Pot of Gold

I was expecting a pot of gold to be at the bottom of this ugly sweater.

Bear

That's either a really huge bear or a really small mountain.

Belly Button

This sweater is great for when your arms and belly button get overheated but the rest of your torso doesn't.

Shoulder

Shoulders never get enough credit, except when you're wearing this ugly sweater.

Characters

I think this might be a couple of popular cartoon characters from the United Kingdom, but it's too ugly to tell.

Tortoise and the Hare

I've heard of the tortoise and the hare, but I had no idea it was based on an ugly sweater.

Grandma

This is a nice sweater, in an old smelly grandma with bad eyesight sort of way.

Bones

The disturbing part of this sweater is that the bones these dogs are chasing are from other dogs.

Bleach

This is what happens when you try to bleach your sleeves.

Toasty

I love short sleeved sweaters, especially ones that keep your neck nice and toasty.