Skull

Try to steal my booty and this will be your skull.

Sea

Arrrrr, there be trouble on the high seas, matey.

Pirate Week

This week is Pirate Week. Enjoy, scallywags.

Easter

Happy Easter from everyone here at the Ugly Sweaters Blog!

Green Balls

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

Shoulders

This sweater is perfect for those individuals who don't have shoulders but still have arms.

Four

Are my eyes deceiving me, or does this sweater have four arms?