Sofa

It looks like he took the fabric from an old sofa and made a sweater out of it.of it.

Ears

It's sad that so many people had to lose their ears just so someone could make a sweater with them.

Cosby

Since our monthly Cosby sweater was interrupted by Pirate Week, here's the Bill Cosby ugly sweater for April.

Web

I don't know if this is a pirate ship or a spider web.

Wish Bones

Nothing says Pirate like a red and green sailboat and a bunch of wish bones.

Davey Jones

Cursed be the man who opens Davey Jones' locker.

Pirate's Life

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me.