New Year's Eve

The elves work hard all year long, and it looks like they're ready to let loose when New Year's Eve rolls around.

Stalker

I feel like a bit of a stalker when I look at this sweater. I feel like I'm going to climb into your window and snatch your people up.

Bearded Clown

Now that Christmas is over, what's this bearded clown in the Santa hat going to do with himself?

Turtles

Here's a few winter turtles for you, but unfortunately they're not the cool mutant kind.

Weight

Sometimes the reindeer don't pull their weight. That's when Santa gets serious.

Nog

It looks like Santa had a bit too much egg nog after he delivered all of those presents.

Christmas

From everyone here at the Ugly Sweaters Blog, we hope you have a very merry Christmas. May your hearts be filled with joy and your sweaters be filled with ugly.

Christmas Eve

If you see a sleigh being pulled by reindeer tonight, then it's probably just Santa. If you see a sleigh being pulled by red deer, then you need to have your medication checked.

Festivus

Air your grievances and perform feats of strength around the pole because today is Festivus for the rest of us.

Ninja

These snowmen better watch out. They're standing next to a smoking birdhouse and ninja stars are falling from the sky.

Winter

It's hard to believe that today is the first day of Winter, but it is, so bundle up and try to enjoy it.

Eggs

Nothing says Christmas like a couple of nutcrackers and some Easter eggs with bows on them.

Cold

If there's a good time for a sweater vest, it's obviously when it's bitterly cold outside and you have no arms.

Eating

Are these snowmen eating snow? That's disturbing.

Mars

This is what Christmas is like on the surface of Mars.

Bear

All of this cold weather is hard to bear with.

Music

I don't know about you, but all this talk about ugly sweaters is music to my ears.

Bicycle

Sometimes the reindeer just don't cut it.

Scarf

There's no need for a scarf when you wear this sweater.

Small

That's a really small house. Also, why are the angel's wings on the front of its body?

Anniversary

Today is the first anniversary of the Ugly Sweaters Blog! We want to thank all of our readers that have stopped by in the past year. We've had a great time, and we hope you have too.

Holidays

Happy holidays, and happy weird neck flaps too.

End of Hanukkah

We hope that all of our Jewish readers have enjoyed Hanukkah this year.

Bag

Someone help! Rudolph's got a bag over his head! How's he going to guide the sleigh?

Two Eyes

A corn cob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of ugly.

Guilty

Even Santa has been guilty of wearing ugly sweaters from time to time.

Quilt

Now your favorite holiday quilt can be transformed into your favorite holiday sweater.

Boom

...and boom goes the, uh, mistletoe?

Misshapen

This is what the holidays are all about: misshapen candy canes.

Hanukkah

Hanukkah starts today, so here's a sweater for all of our Jewish readers.

Chistmas All Month

We've got so many Christmas and holiday related sweaters that we're going to be bringing you one everyday this month. We hope you enjoy them!

Meow

You'll be the cat's meow when you wear this sweater.

Showers

If April showers bring May flowers, then November showers must bring ugly flower sweaters.

Carrots

Why are they playing football in the middle of a garden full of carrots?

Bear

So this is what a bear looks like when he goes to the dentist.

Black Friday

Make sure you wake up early to get those great deals. I heard there's going to be sales on sweaters.

Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving from everyone here at the Ugly Sweaters Blog.

Christmas (Eve) in November

Since tomorrow is Thanksgiving, we've decided to bring you this month's Christmas sweater a day early.

Graffiti

Oh good. Now graffiti doesn't have to be confined to abandoned buildings and railroad cars.

Mario

This is what Luigi gave to Mario last Christmas right before he was hit with a turtle shell.

End of Rabbit Week

Thanks for stopping by for Rabbit Week. It's been a lot of fun. We hope you've enjoyed it.

Mars

Alright, this sweater settles it. There are indeed rabbits on Mars.

Lucky

It looks like somebody has already taken this rabbit's lucky feet.

Perfect

A sweater of rabbits wearing sweaters? Perfect!

Super

I remember the Super Mario Bros., but I sure don't remember any rabbits.

Chocolate

It looks like a real rabbit is eating a white chocolate one.

Rabbit Week

It's been a while since we've had a theme week, so we're going to be releasing the rabbits to you this week. Enjoy!

Neighborhood

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood of ugly sweaters.

Round Up

You'll be roundin' up some odd looks when you wear this sweater out in public.

Bicycle

I think this might be a dead fish riding a bicycle, but it's hard to tell.