Simpsons

A sweater of The Simpsons without Homer? D'oh!

Metallic

I have the sudden urge to go skiing through a metallic forest.

Animal

Nothing says classy like the skull of a dead animal on your chest.

Evel Knievel

This looks like something Evel Knievel might wear after he's been knocked unconscious and can't make rational fashion decisions.

Dream

I had a dream last night about a sweater poncho with deer on it. Dreams really do come true!

Vacation

This sweater reminds me - I need a vacation.

Christmas in January

Here's our Christmas sweater for the month of January.

Milo

I have no idea who Baby Milo is, but he sure makes for one ugly sweater.

End of Cow Week

Thanks for stopping by for our udder-ly awesome Cow Week. We hope it's been a moo-ving experience for you.

Urge

I have a sudden urge to eat watermelon and drink milk while racing.

Thing

This is a nice sweater of a cow standing in a swimming pool talking to... wait a second. What the heck is that white thing!?!?!?

White or Black

This sweater brings up the great debate of whether cows are white with black spots or if they're black with white spots.

Ground

That cow better watch out before that tractor turns him into ground beef.

Hats

If you really want to look like a cow, you can start by losing the hat. Cows don't wear hats.

Cow Week

It's been a while since we've had a theme week, so this week we'll be bringing you the very best in ugly cow sweaters.

Shop

This seems like something you'd find in an ancient pyramid gift shop.

Pasture

It's always nice to have a scenic view of a cow pasture around your neck.

Gold

You won't even need to wear your gold chains when you wear this sweater.

Wishing

All of this cold weather has me wishing for flowers - even ugly ones on sweaters.

Trainers

This is what animal trainers wear when working with tigers.

Cosby

Here's our Cosby sweater for the month of January.

Playoffs

The NFL playoffs have started, so here's an ugly sweater to commemorate.

Leaf

At least this sweater won't "leaf" you cold.

Homeless

This is great when you're trying to pull off the homeless look.

Psycho

Oh good. There's finally a sweater for those psycho killers out there.

Harmed

Don't worry. No giraffes were harmed in the knitting of this sweater.

Morris

Not even Zach Morris would be caught wearing this sweater.

Shedding

Keep an eye on your shedding when you wear this sweater.

Headache

You might get a headache if you stare at this sweater for too long.

Lost

This sweater will help you to be found if you get lost in the woods.

New Year

Happy New Year from the Ugly Sweaters Blog! Perhaps you can start the year off right by taking the polar bear plunge.