Everything

Ribbons make everything better. Well, everything except sweaters.

End of Bird Week

We hope you've enjoyed all of the ugly bird sweaters this week. Thanks for stopping by.

Bald

Why are they called bald eagles? They clearly have feathers on their heads.

Included

I wonder if the paper cranes are included in the price of this ugly sweater.

Flock

Birds of a feather flock on a sweater.

Just

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... never mind. It's just a bird.

Own

It looks like this bird is wearing an ugly sweater of his own.

Bird Week

It's Bird Week here at the Ugly Sweaters Blog. Make sure to fly by for a different ugly bird sweater every day this week.

Simple

It's hard to understand how a sweater so simple can be so ugly.

Cammo

Is that a little cammo I see around the edges? It's hard to tell. It is cammo after all.

Christmas in February

Here's our Christmas sweater for the month of February.

Alien

This sweater needs no explanation. I don't want to alienate it.

Busy

We're sorry, but this sweater doesn't have time for us. It's too busy.

Check

These two ice skaters better be careful or that guy behind them will come up and cross check them.

Testing

Testing one two. Testing. Testing one two. Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?

Feet

This poor duck was born without feet. Too bad.

Rock

I can't tell if this is an animal or a rock with eyes and antlers.

Squid

This is probably an ugly tiger sweater, but from this angle it looks like a squid.

Like

Elephants? More like ugly-phants.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently it was to escape the flying cow.

More Love

We know that Valentine's Day is over, but we feel the world could use just a little more love.

Valentine

Forget the flowers and chocolate. I'm sure your valentine would love to receive an ugly sweater instead.

Kidding

I can't tell if this is artistic or just ugly. Oh who am I kidding? Of course it's ugly.

Scraps

Now I know what to do with my old carpet scraps.

Cosby

Here's our Cosby sweater for the month of February.

Tie

This sweater takes the bow tie to a whole new level.

Choke

I've heard of a bear hug, but with this sweater it's more of a bear choke hold.

Classic

Not even a classic cartoon character can save this ugly sweater.

Retire

This is what happens to the groundhogs after they "retire" from seeing their shadows.

Superbowl

Today is Superbowl Sunday, so I think we'll give you a hockey sweater just because we can. And because it's the closest thing we have to a football sweater.

Gift Shop

This is one of the Jurassic Park gift shop reject sweaters.

Output

This may seems like just another ugly sweater, but it's actually an output of your brain wave functions. Okay, not really.

Geese

Geese being strangled by bows - how cute!

Blame

I blame this sweater for all of the nasty weather. Actually, I just blame the ugly collar.

Cyberdyne

This looks like something you might find a Cyberdyne Systems employee wearing.

Simpsons

A sweater of The Simpsons without Homer? D'oh!

Metallic

I have the sudden urge to go skiing through a metallic forest.

Animal

Nothing says classy like the skull of a dead animal on your chest.

Evel Knievel

This looks like something Evel Knievel might wear after he's been knocked unconscious and can't make rational fashion decisions.

Dream

I had a dream last night about a sweater poncho with deer on it. Dreams really do come true!

Vacation

This sweater reminds me - I need a vacation.

Christmas in January

Here's our Christmas sweater for the month of January.

Milo

I have no idea who Baby Milo is, but he sure makes for one ugly sweater.

End of Cow Week

Thanks for stopping by for our udder-ly awesome Cow Week. We hope it's been a moo-ving experience for you.

Urge

I have a sudden urge to eat watermelon and drink milk while racing.

Thing

This is a nice sweater of a cow standing in a swimming pool talking to... wait a second. What the heck is that white thing!?!?!?

White or Black

This sweater brings up the great debate of whether cows are white with black spots or if they're black with white spots.

Ground

That cow better watch out before that tractor turns him into ground beef.

Hats

If you really want to look like a cow, you can start by losing the hat. Cows don't wear hats.

Cow Week

It's been a while since we've had a theme week, so this week we'll be bringing you the very best in ugly cow sweaters.