Three

I don't think three buttons is enough to keep you warm.

Eye Sockets

Don't be fooled by this rabbit's heart shaped eye sockets. This guy's pure evil.

Busy

This sweater is busier than the freeway at rush hour.

Garden

This sweater is perfect for when you want to tell the world, "Hey look at me! I'm a garden!"

Unfinished

This sweater may be unfinished, but there's nothing that could be added to save it from the ugly label.

Suitcases

I don't know if those are pockets or suitcases.

Wash & Dry

This is what happens when you wash your clothes by running them over with your car and then drying them on a sheet of plywood.