Neighborhood

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood of ugly sweaters.

Round Up

You'll be roundin' up some odd looks when you wear this sweater out in public.

Bicycle

I think this might be a dead fish riding a bicycle, but it's hard to tell.

Veterans Day

I can't think of a better way to salute our veterans than with a sweater from none other than Mr. Bill Cosby.

Sci-fi

This looks like a bad uniform from a made for TV sci-fi movie.

Legs

What happened to this horse's legs? They've apparently turned into a giant green blob and they're eating a dog.

Paint

This is what happens when you give a paint by numbers sweater to a blind man.