Checkered

You can never go wrong with the classic checkered pattern.

Number

I think someone needs to use this sweater to call the fashion police.

Pterodactyls

Someone should let John Hammond know that the pterodactyls are out of their cage and are hiding on this sweater.

Loud

This sweater speaks for itself, and it's rather loud.

Fuzzy

It looks like they made this sweater out of dog hair.

Flower Face

This is the type of thing that will give you nightmares.

Candy Cane

It's the 25th of the month, so here's our ugly Christmas sweater for March. Everyone loves a good candy cane bow.